So I actually wrote the vast majority of this post after my first close encounter with Penguins in Antarctica, over a week ago. But data was prohibitively expensive there, so today I finally get to post it! For your entertainment 🙂
These penguins have it figured out and are living the high life – they’re hanging out on their floating glacier island which just so happens to have its own swimming pool. #ThatAntarcticLife
They call me “Sir Penguin”. *mic drop*Come out to Antarctica, we’ll have a party!Dude, where’s my car?! I know I left it here somewhere!!HI! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!I had nothing to do with that flag going down… just keep walking, just keep walking…Nomnomnom – I’ve heard your kind will pay top dollar for glacier water. That’s just how we roll around here.Stop cheesing for the tourists! OMG! I don’t know you. I can’t get caught hanging out with this ANIMAL.Ugh, fine, whatever you want. Geez.Penguin on the right: “Do you SEE what I’m dealing with? Please take me with you!” “Wait – you eat birds? Ugh.”We call this the penguin wiggle – do these feathers make my tail look big?Yes, um, hi, I see that you’ve sat down – I have some business to take care of, but how about a “welcome to the neighborhood” coffee later?WHAT?! It’s like you’ve never seen a penguin walking around on a beach before. Geez, get that camera out of my face!Penguin on the right to the penguin in front on the left “ugh, such a poser!”Penguin on the right: Dude, these guys are HUGE! And they’re dressed so informally! What should we do???Dude, I am telling you, go THAT way!!!#JustStrutItOne small step for this penguin, one giant leap for penguin kind!This is about as close to flying as I get… um… the wings are sorta Louis Bouton-like. You don’t actually expect to WALK in those shoes, do you? EXACTLY.Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to work we go.And you thought puppies and kittens were cute! Blue Steel & the little ones here just broke the cute-o-meter.All together now: AwwwwwwwwwwwCoquette IngénueI make this look good. Yeah I do. Who’s your penguin?Just TRY and capture our base!Flag down means I won, right?I knew it! Victory is mine!!!Hey guys, we won!Nothing to see here. No animal carcasses with potential backstories which need explaining. Nope. Move along now.Wait, I thought this was how the Charlie’s Angels pose went?!Guess who’s back, back again? Penguins back, tell a friend.Think you could get me an agent?!?!?
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